Poor Man's Choucroute Garni
The Frogs ain't the only culture with a cooked sauerkraut dish; 'choucroute garni' sounds awfully elegant, but it's basically what the Poles would call bigos.
- 1 lb sauerkraut
- 1 med. onion, chopped
- 4 juniper berries or 1/2 tsp fennel seeds
- 2/3rd cup Riesling or another sweetish white wine
- 2 smoked pork chops (or 2 thin-cut regular ones)
- 1 lb kielbasa
- 6 oz Canadian bacon or slab-cut ham
- whatever cooked meats or sausages you have lying around
- Rinse the sauerkraut thoroughly, and toss it into a large saucepan or skillet.
- Add the chopped onion, juniper berries or fennel seeds, and the wine. Add water until only a thin layer of sauerkraut extends above the liquid.
- If you're using fresh pork chops, brown them in a skillet with a little oil, 3 minutes on a side. In either case, cut the pork chops off the bone (if any) and into 1/2" thick strips.
- Turn the heat to high, and start the sauerkraut mixture boiling.
- Cut the canadian bacon or ham into 1/2" thick strips. Cut the kielbasa into 3" lengths, and cut each length in half lengthwise.
- If you have leftover cooked meats or sausage, cut them into bits too.
- Throw all the meat into the sauerkraut mixture, toss, add salt and pepper to taste. Cover it, turn heat to medium, and let it bubble away for a half hour. Check it from time to time, and if it's getting dry, add a little more water. If, at the end of the half hour, it's still too liquidly, remove the lid, turn the heat to high, and boil it down a bit.
You're done. Serve with bread, butter or cheese, and a veg.
Tell you what, just let Dad just have a sip of his scotch, and then we'll be cooking. There you go. You can cook too, if you get off your butt. I mean, the wench just wants to loll on the couch downing a Cosmo and watching CSI, somebody has to get a meal on the table for the kinder, and aren't you tired of takeout? Everything here is for four, doable in an hour or less because who has the fucking time, right?
August 2005 /
April 2008 /